Well, I just want to say that if by chance you did happen to pull an old circular saw out of the rubbish that your departing landlord had discarded when he sold you the house and you found this saw to be only a little dangerous because of this and that wear and tear and 17 years later the prep school on the hill where your friend and neighbor was raisingĀ turkeys but had forgotten to book the butcher in advance and so several of these turkeys became quite large before their day of reckoning and he asked you to buy one as a favor before they outgrew the cow barn and that turkey was larger than any pan you had on hand and borrowing the neighbors pan where 12 for dinner means most of the family is out and lo that pan did not fit into your oven, it might just be that you could take that 40 pound turkey and wedge it into the kitchen sink and then use the circular saw to cut that sucker in half much to the disgust of your husband who really did grow up in a much more proper family than yours and they never had the occasion for flying turkey meat to be landing on the ceiling like sawdust but more sticky.
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